March 2012
I swear, I’m gonna smack the next girl that says “all guys suck.”. No, we don’t. You just make shitty decisions in who you want to try and date. Don’t blame me because you’re a dumb fucking bitch who thinks that life is like a fucking movie and that every guy isn’t going to be your fucking Noah. Fuck you.
Fuck iTunes, it’s annoying the shit out of me.
Jamiroquai is the fucking shit.
February 2012
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It is snowing. In February. Fuck this shit.
Watchnickmooregasm:
For fuck SAKE
JESUS OMG IM DYING
fivem0nths:
Someone talk to me. Or send nudes.
I just want to be entertained.
Same.
A Dinnertime Haiku
nickmooregasm:
The pot appears cool.
Time to drain my spaghetti.
Ow, my fucking hands.
I just wanna talk and conversate, ‘cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate but I finally got the courage to ask you in date so just say “yes” and the pieces fall into place.
